100WC Week#34
One day I ordered a box of 5 ply toilet paper. I wasn't home so my annoying sister opened it. So as she lifted the lid she realised they stuffed up the package and I got a toy unicorn. It was a good thing though because he was the coolest funniest fluffiest unicorn ever because he could talk. But he was a angry little midget when he wanted to be. It didn't matter because he was my best friend. He said to me my name was Jeff. He lived until I died and then he committed suicide.
The End
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